i may or may not have dated a delicious mafia man who wasn't so keen on my decision to abstain from sex.......
guido: "YOU CAN'T PUT A STALLION IN A CORNAH!!! (isn't it "baby in a corner"? and why are you ALWAYS yelling!!? ) I'M A THOROUGHBRED!! LOOK AT ME! YOU CAN'T PUT A THOROUGHBRED IN A ROOM! I NEED TO RUN FREE!!!!!
so i let the man from snowy river run free....but the story remains. how could it not?
word for word.
3 comments:
That was a fabulous lil story. I laughed so hard!
this man is ridiculous. wait, is it sylvester stallone? no, no. Let me guess, Tony Danza? who the hell says that?? I'm floored.
good lord. you poor soul.
...at least you've got someone to weigh the decent ones against, right??
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