i'm hoping this won't offend (i understand we all have different taste)
.... we're friends, right?
you like me for my honesty, no?
upon returning to the U.C. (utah county), i have witnessed an alarming new trend:
the giant brain squeezer
turns out, otherwise stylish mommies squeeze their children's growing noggins into these horribly uncomfortable looking flower bouquets.
what happened to the days when babies were allowed to be bald?!
if that ludicrous bow/flower on your child's headband is bigger
than her face.......you've gone too far.
if the size of the bow on her head exceeds the bows on the packages neath your tree....
you need help
nothing is more precious than a beautiful un-bedazzled/headbanded baby.
as a child whose baby pictures spanned the 80's, i'm no stranger to bizarre baby trends.... however....
motie never stooped so low as to plant a GIANT FLOWER on my tiny head.
my brain was for growing ideas... not plastic flowers.
*the only way i can possibly justify this tacky trend is if your child is so horrifyingly hard- to- look- at that you desperately need a distraction from its angelic face.
let's stop the madness.
your baby will thank me.