Tuesday, March 3, 2009

eeeshkas!!!!! --as worth would say......


holy moses.

first of all...
the taping kept "private" because of the tender feelings of all parties involved?
no... it was "private" because they didn't want the zinger to be leaked.
but...we all knew the ending...

didn't you LOVE how chris gave them "space"
while the rest of america didn't....

you all know how i feel about these two gals.
not having them.
boo. hoo.
hope jill feels vindicated!

note: it was OBVIOUSLY raining the entire time they shot on the islands because the
heavens were crying over his rejection of jillian.

deanna
the stupid ex

bo-ring.
sister, why were you waddling??
that was the most un-dramatic meeting.

molly
aka. the perky byu co-ed

silver smoky-eyes in the middle of broad daylight?
and raggedy pony?
it was like a busted drag queen who'd been out all night stumbled in for a
6 am meet-the-parents.

and

110% of yourself, molls?
was that your way of saying you "....you know"-ed?

"i just don't understand. you've made a big mistake."????
bold.

did anybody else get the idea that she's had some work done btwn the final rose and the confrontation??
botox around the laugh lines? something was different.
she handled it well...
she still bugs.

melissa
aka. the try-hard cheerleader
nice white bikini on natnl. television. classy.
and the hearty jesska simpson chuckle.... stop.
i'm not sure a maxi-mou-mou was the strongest choice when receiving a
neil lane sparkler.

....and sister wasn't about to go down without a fight! nice!
i sort of loved how she gave it to him!
yes, bitter betty!!
take out the weave, rip off the nails, pluck out the hoops and
give him a swift upper cut to the jaw!!

jase
the bach

i don't think you're a bad guy...
(note: i would probably hate you if i had ANY investment in the final 2 girls)
you just make bad choices....(the ex wife... letting jillian go)
except for the ring. that was decent.

the relationship with molly will explode, too.
mark. my. words.
b.y.h.

....wait... did he just say part II???? tomorrow night?
awesome.

17 comments:

Stephanie Graham said...

My sentiments EXACTLY...

Alix said...

BAH!!!! Seriously! It's slightly unnerving however, not so much because of the fact im not a huge fan of either of the girls...

Meg said...

it was just too odd. and yes, molly's face looked puffy.

Anna Macfarlane said...

mmm hmmm! out. of. control.

Molly gave in way too easily--Jason clearly is all about the "chemistry" and "Passion" and not about the work in a relationship. Not gonna work. ever.

jess said...

I have to admit that Molly kind of grew on me (the least of two evils??) BUT... she needs some serious help in the hair department.. the humidity in New Zealand I can understand but for the after the rose.. hmmm

naomi megan. said...

i think jason is selfish.

i think molly shouldn't take him back.

i think melissa should have called him out better and attacked him on that couch. KILL. KILL.

i think deanna looked a mess. she'll be lonely for quite some time.

i hope jill is doing ok....

i love you natalie!!!

xo

sarahbclark! said...

nope, i don't believe it. i've heard rumors it was all a set up beforehand (screwing over the one he picks and going back to the rejectee) and that molly and jason had been talking the whole time he was engaged.
i feel so bad for melissa!

The Zeediks said...

I wish so bad we'd have been watching together! We felt the same about everything including that Matthew and I said the same thing about her getting some kind of something injected pre show. Not enough smile lines around the eye and mouth. If he was going to go back on a decision, which I can sort of understand how it could happen, then go back for the good one! Poor Jill! Miss you lady. Love your posts.
ps my word verification is "dazed" appropriate for the mental state after witnessing something like this.
pss didn't you love when Melissa said your such a bastard under her breath!

Mandie said...

Badly done, Jason. Badly done.

Carla said...

I wish the stock market was as predictable as this show--I knew he'd pick Melissa but that it wouldn't last! I hated Melissa's hair and the mou-mou. I hated Molly's pony-tail (someday she'll make a great frumpy stay-at-home mom with that look).

I think Jill is better off without him. Was anybody else thinking "This guy needs therapy!" ?? I mean, to be so "torn" and indecisive and emo...reeks of an affair. To be with Melissa for the past months and yet to be thinking of Molly the whole time. Ick!

The Revie Family said...

The wishy-washies belong together...go DeAnna & Jason. Perhaps they were right for each other all along. I think Molly should run.

Linda said...

This is good - from Yahoo. Hope the link works:

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/the-bachelor-were-just-not-that-into-you--159

AaReAn said...

oh my gosh you're funny! You put exactly what I am thinking in perfect words! I just can't handle it! You made me laugh in my little corner cubicle! :-) thanks

emily said...

I liked Melissa, everything about her. Jason is a moron and Molly should have 100% said no way. I loved that her first question was "What about Melissa?" totally call him out on it. He's a loser.

Rachel said...

UGH! Kill me now!

scott and lindsey said...

nailed it lady!! haha- you crack me up!

kayla & tyler said...

HAHA! I also hated when Jason proposed to Melissa how she turned around and did some awful, strange scream. it was way weird!! jason sure is a confused man.