so many quote nuggets from tonight's bach:
i can taste it.
i eat it (as he suggestively licks his fingers?!).
it comes inside me and becomes a part of me.
i've already got six shows now.
i got all that publicity.
i already got what i wanted.
"pervy- psycho- untalented- cowboy," wes talking about the publicity for his "album".
you're a lot like my mom!
i just want to get her in my element...around the planes in dallas.
shame on me! i wanted to kiss her but i didn't.
goll-ee!!!
nice guys finish last. it's been the story of my life!
practically perfect jake (who, for the record, completely creeps me OUT!)
she knows i was blessed.
your feet are softer than *&%#. (hmmmm.... softer than what?)
gay mango-mango loving "foot fetish" referring to his package
random and disjointed thoughts:
ok... i'm sorry i blamed you, kip kip. YOU'RE not the awkward kisser, jill is.
she bucks back with hottie kip AND jesse.
HOW are you so fooled by that filthy so-and-so, wes!
how?!
jill, you're a hot mess!
ok... while fake jake isn't my fav (maybe just cause he was on tv?), he certainly should have stayed longer than "breakdancer/actor."
FINALLY, she kicked foot fetish to the curb!
could the show pay someone to write a new score for the show? i'm TIRED of the SAME themes over and over and over and over again.
the return of jake is brilliant!!!!
and did i tell you ed would be back?! teaser proves it.
also, can we retire the phrases:
i'm being treated like gold.
i feel like an absolute princess.
i want to take our relationship to the next level.
...the most dramatic rose ceremony in bachelor history.
reid is adorable (but the fact that he wore that nasty v-neck still haunts me), kipton is predictably darling (wouldn't be mad if he got his ears tacked back), and.......
i'm still missing ed (and i feel like he's the one that gets down on bended knee....).
i eat it (as he suggestively licks his fingers?!).
it comes inside me and becomes a part of me.
i've already got six shows now.
i got all that publicity.
i already got what i wanted.
"pervy- psycho- untalented- cowboy," wes talking about the publicity for his "album".
you're a lot like my mom!
i just want to get her in my element...around the planes in dallas.
shame on me! i wanted to kiss her but i didn't.
goll-ee!!!
nice guys finish last. it's been the story of my life!
practically perfect jake (who, for the record, completely creeps me OUT!)
she knows i was blessed.
your feet are softer than *&%#. (hmmmm.... softer than what?)
gay mango-mango loving "foot fetish" referring to his package
random and disjointed thoughts:
ok... i'm sorry i blamed you, kip kip. YOU'RE not the awkward kisser, jill is.
she bucks back with hottie kip AND jesse.
HOW are you so fooled by that filthy so-and-so, wes!
how?!
jill, you're a hot mess!
ok... while fake jake isn't my fav (maybe just cause he was on tv?), he certainly should have stayed longer than "breakdancer/actor."
FINALLY, she kicked foot fetish to the curb!
could the show pay someone to write a new score for the show? i'm TIRED of the SAME themes over and over and over and over again.
the return of jake is brilliant!!!!
and did i tell you ed would be back?! teaser proves it.
also, can we retire the phrases:
i'm being treated like gold.
i feel like an absolute princess.
i want to take our relationship to the next level.
...the most dramatic rose ceremony in bachelor history.
reid is adorable (but the fact that he wore that nasty v-neck still haunts me), kipton is predictably darling (wouldn't be mad if he got his ears tacked back), and.......
i'm still missing ed (and i feel like he's the one that gets down on bended knee....).
18 comments:
per usual -- always right on target.
ps: i am an avid reader of your blog and look forward to the bach. round up every monday
agreed agreed. did you take note of kiptyn's 8-pack during the group hot tub scene?
oh ed where are you. the only normal guy there ever was on that show.
yes, yes, and yes.
I love me some Ed too...he's got that teddy bear quality about him...can't wait til he is back!
Oh my...you nailed it!! I had to comment today because you are seeing this whole mess the exact same as I do!!! Yeah for Jake leaving and Ed coming back! (-is this creepy that the one thing that makes me think it's ok to comment on a stangers blog is this weird season of the bachlorette-oh well..p.s-I am heartbroken for Jon and Kate too!p.s.s-I love your blog!)
you know, you're killing me with every single bach and housewives roundup.
how, oh, how am i so addicted? i'm dying for tonights reunion. and trying to figure out how to let husband know that i have to watch ANOTHER episode, even though its over!
Yep. So with you on the Ed proposing bit. The second I saw his big square shoes I knew he was coming back.
For the record, Jake CREEPED me out as well. He was too perfect or fake.. either way it didn't sit right with me.
could not agree with your roundups more! i thought jake was cool but i guess hes really not that great. and i think ed will be the proposer too.
p.s. JILL is the MOST AWKWARD kisser EVERRR. noticed that from the beginning, she shoulda taken a few lessons if she knew she was going to be filmed kissing more than eating!
Weelll I think Micheal is Awesome and Jake was the right choice for Jillian to not give a rose.
If Jillian says "him and I" one more time, I just might stop watching.
"I can't wait for him and I to hang out."
I'm just torn at how Ed (if it is Ed) can propose to her at the last second. Is that romantic or too late?
Spot on.
But here's the problem: Ed's going to come back at the final rose ceremony and propose on bended knee and Jill's going to deny him, because she's going to say, "How I can I choose you now when you opted out before and know we've missed all this time to get to know each other more and grow our relationship?" It's too big a risk.
And I hope the Grand Ole Opry hounds tear the flesh from Wes' body when he arrives defending some country singer's creed; 15 minutes of fame tucked in your back pocket do not make you a celebrity. He's a dog.
does wes know that by admitting that he is using a chick to get publicity will make people not want to buy his CD? how lame can a guy be?
and i dont think creepy when i see jake. i see an undunked mormon who needs to move to provo and he will have a million girls asking him out and he will be the heartbreaker there.
along with being a sleaze, the fact that his music is crap will probably not help his sales either. so help me if we have to hear him sing another note.
I am so glad you posted this!!! WES needs to go - like NOW! The preview for next weeks show is driving me crazy - creepy jake is coming back? Love the quotes, love your input!
You girls have it all wrong...the mango-mango foot fetish guy is the only real deal on the show. The rest of them are phonies! "I'm going to go suck on me some toes"
ha! when i read the phrases 'you treat me like gold' i read it exactly in her lil canadian accent.
another phrase that needs to be retired: "here for the right reasons". said hundreds of times per show. rephrase it please!
check out this picture of reid: http://emilyssomething.blogspot.com/2009/06/random-thought-thursday.html
WAAAY better than the v-neck picture.
the "most dramatic rose ceremony ever" is a joke. read it on chris harrison's blog. they just do it to annoy viewers, and apparently, it works.
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