lovies!
so sorry i missed last week....
but let's face it,
i can sum up that debacle in a few sentences:
wes-obviously, jill is like every other woman. she's completely blind to the dirtbag.
(freaking LOVED that she asked his feelings about her and he made some nonsensical egotistical comment about his band "s#*@ting bricks")
ed-hate to say i told you so...... but i told you so. and i still love him.
perfect pilot- bless his faded jeans. hes a sweet heart... how terribly awkward was that triangle with wes? he's a tool.
kiptyn- they still can't kiss. and to all those who know his family, is his mom a little crazypants? or did she just translate strangely to tv?
reid- adorable. totally digging him.
jill- ok. 3 of 4 isn't so bad. the top three boys are delicious. WHY can't she conjugate verbs or use pronouns correctly? is that the canadian school system? ;)
THIS WEEK
the flamenco lesson- bhh. sister has ZERO rhythm which totally explains her awkward kissing.
she's brave and tiny in those little white skinny jeans HOWEVER, the belt off to the side is sooooo not happening for me. (sorry! you can't make "fetch" or the side belt happen!) totally digging jill's safari day date with ed outfit.... but did she fall in the fountain?? did anybody notice that her entire left side was covered with water?
and did anyone notice her HUMONGOUS hands? she's a dude!
don't you love how she's always strolling around random spaces?
y'all know i'm a fan of kiptyn, but i'm thinking he and jill are BO-RING together (not that she needed any more help with that). reid and jill are fun together but her desperate desire for him to be jealous of her making out with the other dudes is annoying.
ed is darling as usual but why won't he look at her during their DTR and why was the waiter in that strange "cinderella's guard" costume?
wes
(gets his own paragraph, natch)
2nd mention for the chichuaha mexico big #1 hit song? the "music scene" in spain?
tool.
did he get his outfits from the seven brides for seven brothers costume closet?
i'm ready for him to whip out a barrel turn.
did you notice that he speaks exclusively in idioms and cliches?
wes, you lost us at"that bird has not foot."
manipulative fool.
"my girlfriend........."
loser.
in short, i'm happy she didn't give it up to anybody. (bachelor first?)
i'm really digging her with reid... pretty sure she's not into kiptyn which means y'all can connect him with me......
hate to say all 3 are too charming for her.
what a smug SOB!!!! the girlfriend revelation with a strong whisky and band plugging?!
what a mess. that drunken tirade was brilliant tv.
i hope jillian is completely embarrased she kept him for so long.
happy trails, wes. (nan gave her a standing ovation for that choice.)
you stayed 7 episodes too long.
17 comments:
Your bachelorette recaps crack me up! I am totally with you on the side belt thing.
I also agree about the belt, but other than that I think Jillian dresses SO cute!
I'm rooting for Reid, but honestly now that Wes is gone, she really can't go wrong. She's picked a great bunch of guys and has a hard decision ahead of her, thats for sure!
hahaha! It drives me CRAZY that she always says "him & I"! Ugh. Improper grammar bothers me. Your recaps really are hilarious and spot on! Keep em coming :)
PS the pic you chose for this post is sooooooo freakin hilarious!!
totally agree with the reid thing. i think he is adorable. but i don't think they are a good fit. i want reid.
Okay I've never commented before, but I do read you every week and I honestly have to step in to defend the canadian school system. She somehow slipped through the cracks. Because the Canadian school system is amazing. When I was in highschool the american universities I applied to upped my average by 5 to 10% just because I had completed in Canada and they knew it was harder. But obviously we do have our rejects!!
And the wes ending was so classic. He is such a tremendous jerk, but my husband and I were laughing so hard that I secretly love him for making the season less fall asleep boring!
Can I just say, I love your Bachelor updates?! I tune in every week!
p.s you would be a Babe on Bachelorette!! Show them what a real woman is all about! love your blog....
Oh my, I very rarely comment but had to because I thought I might be crazy... I noticed her crazy wet side when walking away from her Ed meeting. What was that? Her hair was all nappy nap too after that..and then dry and wrinkly pants post ride. Funny, funny. Hope there is some silly outtake about that eventually! Ps. Just read the other post....just think Uncle Jesse or Ed?
So I just watched the recap online. I wish you were doing the bachelor this fall because I heard Kiptyn just signed on as the new guy...who knows, obviously. I think he's a sweetheart and the kissing is awkward--but I think it's Jillian, not him. I like her, but her little squeals are getting really old.
Go Ed! Go Ed! Go Ed!
Love your recaps and love the picture with Jack@#@ Wes gettin' dunked!
Hilarious recap as alwasy.
Time for next yr's Batch to have a good mormon girl on it.
Go Nat! Go Nat! Go Nat!
thanks for making me laugh!
I want to DIE every time she says about! "ABOOOOT"
Reid has really grown on me over the past several weeks and I really liked how much fun they seemed to have together. He really is adorable!!
haha, i love reading these. I really am so glad that Wes is gone. he's such an idiot. Reid is kinda bugging me. He gets all awkward and can't really talk about their relationship. he gets all red in the face whenever she asks about how he is feeling. but maybe I would be the same way with cameras in my face?? I'm happy with the top 3 guys. can't wait to see who she picks!!
Honestly one of my fav TV moments of late. Stayed up way too late watching. As big as a jerk as Wes is Matthew and I were both laughing so hard :). The guys she has left are UNREAL and really the bottom line is that she should pick the one that is most into her. I LOVE Reid and Ed the most but maybe that's cause Kypton gives me a Lee Akin feeling and it's not normal to like your cousin. I'm sick about you not being able to do the Bachelor! Whoever it is is missing out for sure. The voice captions from the rose ceremony sounded like Ed and Kypton, so sadly maybe Reid goes home next? Hope not.
xoxo miss you
I really like Jillian and I'm hoping she picks Ed or Reid...
Dare I admit that I actually liked the side belt thing..?
If she says she's "looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with" (okay, i get that's why you're here. stop repeating yourself) or anything about "energy" again, I'm going to die. She re-uses the same phrases over and over and over. And I've had enough of the little "Eeeee!" squeal every time she sees someone after a three day separation. Gah!
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