my random thoughts as we (the bonnie and clyde gals) and i tune into this weeks episode.
in sequential order, natch.
- kiptyn is completely adorable. i'd date him in a ny minute.
- if i had been on that ropes thing, i'd have completely wet my pants in fear.
- um... did they steal the tablecloth on kiptyn's date from the mirage hotel in 1990?
- since when did they start doing second chances "fantasy suites?"
- please tell reid that his hair is just THIS shy of too long to try the spiky hair thing this episode. maybe covering the budding bald spot?
- i am TURD tired (sorry.. that was the spaneesh fork coming out of me) of the freaking helicopter rides. over. 2 in one season? e.nuf.
- she called him cuddly, warm, and sweet. that's even too schmaltzy to even call my dog. (i call her a spicy lady)
- why the 20 questions DTR girl! sheesh jill, chillax!
- WHY are you so surprised that she's asking you to propose? isn't that the point of the show?
- he's (reid) so awkwardly uncomfortable.... NOT READY.
- bubble bubble toil and trouble!! those bubbles were on steroids!
- woooooooah , ed and the tank top and short shorts?! oooooooooh such a bad idea. made denny look fat, gay, and trashy at the same time.
- straddling in a mini jean skirt is never going to be easy, jill. carefee...
- i'm completely over her giant diamond stud earrings that point down.
- "the fact that ed flew his parents out here MELTERD my heart"
- those yellow chicken legs in the short shorts!!!
- sweet quintessential midwestern parents-WHY were you acting so shocked to be in hawaii? did they really bamboozle and fly you down without knowing?
- ed's dad's stash is stellar.
- wait.... lets remember again that ed is in the most unfortunate outfit of the season. i don't wanna see THAT!
- on the bed, did he smell his pit or wipe his sweat when jill got up to freshen up?
- i feel totally uncomfortable watching their awkie massage scene...
- hey jill, maybe the "romance" wasn't there because the green shorts stifled his manhood?what does that even mean? were they being cryptic about his prowess?
- nan pointed out j-dawg and kip kip need to tone down the winking.
- kip kip's PRIVATE video was a touch trite, no?
- honeybear?? whyyyyy do you have nicknames like that? gross.
- ed, you pastel clown! are you straight out of miami vice with that suit?
- and the "i love you"?! woah, mr. ed! slow down! lets make sure things work down there first?
- ok... i'm the teensiest bit surprised she gave reid the boot. coulda, woulda, shoulda, reid. he wasn't that into her.
- i think the big "confession" in the teasers is reids profession of love.
too little too late? we'll see...
20 comments:
i totally called you saying miami vice in this post. i literally said to my husband, "natalie--you know, no sex in the city blogger natalie--is going to say something about ed's outfit and miami vice." totally called it. if he wasn't asleep i'd wake him up and show him.
poor reid. i miss him already.
i .love. it!
you know me. you really really know me.
and "I" knew that you were going to say something about Ed smelling his pit! hahahaha! I love it :)
youre all wrong. Eds shorts were adorable. Maybe its a west coast thing but the big manly men in the shorter trunks is FINE BY ME.
Only thing is, it appears that hes wearing them next week...maybe we could of bought another pair since we knew we were going to be on tv?
I am so glad I'm not the only one who thought there were hints at Ed's...abilities. I told the roommate that every possible euphemism in the book was being used so as not to humiliate the short-shorted man on camera. But poor, poor Eddy. He was humiliated nonetheless. I blame the hideous green shorties. And the Easter-time ice cream suit.
Not Ed's best episode fashion-wise...but I still love him.
ditto, reid is totally coming back. did reid seem a little drunk at their dinner? he was acting a bit bizarre i felt.
and yes dont ya think cameras will give that hot steamy fantasy sesh a buzz kill? i think so! no wonder the sexy sparks werent flying. also ed slathered way too much oil on her legs, awkwarddddddd.
ur roundups are fabulous, im totally inline with ur thoughts :)
i'm with shauna -- looooved his shorts.
cheesiest moment of last night's show:
Jillian alone on the beach drawing a heart in the sand with a J + ? in the center.
Seriously. Cheese.
Was she nekkid in the tub?
I always love reading your recaps. You're hilarious!
Am I the only one who thinks Kiptyn is dull dull dull, and Ed is a drip? Those green shorts were paedo scary, plus he already has a girlfriend and Kiptyn has been signed as next bachelor. I too think Reid will come back and profess his love. Time will tell what Jill will do........
I knew you'd say something about the green shorts and the armpit sniff. Your round-ups make me laugh so hard. I agree with you-Reid will come back to profess his love for her. At this point, the only way Ed's manhood can be salvaged is if Jill chooses him and they reveal on the "After The Final Rose" that things work just fine. Poor guy.
ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa. that's all.
hahahaha! I am so with you on this! How in the heck did Ed get away with those green shorts?!
Wow, I think you just said everything that I was thinking about the night...seriously, who keeps a guy wearing short swimsuit and a Miami Vice outfit?!?
holly and I were actually thinking that ed looked HOT in those shorts. I mean, men's thighs are gross in general but ed totally pulled it off. hubba hubba.
T H A N K Y O U !!!!
my thoughts exactly.
Just so weird that ED wears G I R L Y shorts and can't quite 'get into' Jill..
ummmm, RUN fast. He's either not into girls or he's not that into YOU...she should of kept the slow movin' REID!!
I agree, either ED confesses his true self or Reid comes dabblin' back.....either is grossy!
can't wait for the finale and your opinion!!
Reid reminds me of a good old fashioned Zoobie...and for that reason, I find myself to be strangely/embarassingly attracted to him:) That said, I would be estatic if Reid came back, and Jillian realized she's been a temporary idiot. Just because he's slow to move, and won't say what the cameras/show/public want him to say, doesn't make him stupid, it makes him brilliant and even more attractive. Downside: like Kiptyn, Reid is also losing his hair. Sad. And as far as Ed is concerned, no matter what a dweeb he can be, he did not deserve to be humiliated like that last night. Shameful. Stupid. Dumb. Can't get enough of your updates. You are witty, beautiful, and kind. Keep em coming.
love it, you totally have the bachelor figured...weird that part of me thought it would be different this time around with jillian, but it's not and yet I CAN"T stop myself from watching!
That episode was painful on so many levels. Massage scene being numero uno on the list.
Hahahaha, I died when Ed sniffed his pits. Pretty sure that's what he was doing.
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