I haven't been here in a while...you're blog I mean..but so glad I stopped in tonight. It *unfortunately* reminds me too much of my MDT years and late nights after rehearsals. OH dear...but thanks for giving me a good laugh.
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FO- Fade Out- when you just stop returning a NP's calls, texts, emails, im's with no intention of rekindling.
THE HEISMAN- more aggressive than the fade out. a full out block. see award trophy.
TB-Tool Box- a dim witted man. may or may not have highlights or a pucca shell necklace .... not right.
AH- the awkward hug. usually side-saddled and including a pat or three on the back.
BIL- brother-in-law. mine's name is adam. he is wonderful.
BFF- Best Friend Forever- soul friend you love like a sister
FB- Former Boyfriend- obviously it didn't work out but we're "still friends"
NP- New Possibility- enough said.
PIC- Partner In Crime
SN-Stellie Nani (or Nugget)-My little pink-haired maltese buddy
MFEO- meant for each other.
IJ-Inside joke. if you get it, you're cool and you KNOW me. you really KNOW me.
V.V.- very very, as in mucho
natch- naturally, of course
NCMO-Non Committal Make Out- a nice non-private-part-touching kiss-fest---generally a FB
M/A- Model/Actor- definitely has more products, drama, dietary restrictions, clothes than you do and probably won't pay for dessert. it's easy to feel self conscious around a M/A because people are looking at him and not you....
BHH or BYH- Bless Her Heart-- if you say bless her heart after you say something mean, the meanness doesn't count and your karma is safe.
S1-Me
S2- little sister Nicole, otherwise known as Little Sussy, photog, chef, pianist, jack of all trades and master of all.
S3-the next one, Nina. pre-nursing, young ambassadoring pretty byu co ed who is serving in the Busan, Korea mission until DECEMBER 9th 2009. look out fellas!
S4-Kara, our college girl and beautiful ballroom dancer and teacher. irresistible, kind, and loving with a hilarious laugh.
S5-Ali, brilliant computer whiz, sassiest of us who tells us like it is, entrances high school boys with her wit and compassion and belief that she can change the world.
14 comments:
That was hilarious! However, now I'm going to be singing "Let's squish our fruit together" for the rest of the night.
oh that is awesome! thanks for sharing!
I haven't been here in a while...you're blog I mean..but so glad I stopped in tonight. It *unfortunately* reminds me too much of my MDT years and late nights after rehearsals. OH dear...but thanks for giving me a good laugh.
AWESOME! I really needed that chuckle tonight (and I have secretly always wanted to belt something out in the produce section).
(Your father is in my prayers.)
seriously just made my night!
I hope this made you laugh as much as I did. I know you need it. Thoughts and prayers and love to your Dad. ; )
Lets squish our fruit together, whats in your heart?! Hahaha! AWESOME!
Southern Utah really needs a little of....whatever that was. Hilarious!
Why oh why can't this ever happen where I live! I would spontaneously join them! (I can't sing worth a bean, but I would try!)
That was great! I can't believe none of the other produce buyers started squishing their fruit together with them.
THAT is hilarious. Seems like something you'd see at a BYU grocery store, in all honesty.
there is not enough spontaneous singing and dancing in the world! i love it!
Improv everywhere is amazing! The Home Depot Freeze is my favorite. I even had a communication teacher that devoted a whole class to stunts like that.
"I guess they do this here. . . maybe"
Ha ha ha!!!
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