please notice weatherman's strong bevel!he could be a rockette!
70 thoughts...
- ali's hair color is looking slightly more normal... slightly.
- kirk and the leather necklace. ew.
- rated-r and the dogtags & flavor savor. ew.
- planned car stranding? oooh no! nobody can save them! just a helicopter hovering and camera crew in the car.
- oop. taxi.... i thought they were gonna see if he could prove his man-ish mechanic skills.
- frank is a goofball. he's darling.
- awkie pda in front of dumb tourists.
- craig r. you are dumb. why are you talking?
- i'm not a fan of rated -r but seriously, get off the "he's not here for ali" train. boring. girlish.
- isn't she the little monkey~
- why are they already defining the relationship already? one date. how can she say he's everything she want?!
- craig is so lame. total instigator. angry drunk?
- why is lawrence welk scoring the sountrack to ali and franks car kiss?
- poor rated-r -just hopping along on the beach.
- oop. spoke too soon... the vitamin-pee yellow hair is bad. real bad. less nasty with the beach curl but still vienna-ish.
- is the weatherman gay?
- they could have slung ali in a more flattering swimsuit...
- hmmmm... hello steve!
- "i don't have a huge pfffffthth"? is that another word for his dingle dangle?
- i'm just glad i went tanning?!
- ew. poor girl having to get up close and do full frontal hug with sweaty boys you're not into...
- craig is a total t.b.
- the hair, the sweater, the cigar, the drink.. stupid.
- ali's modeling was cheeeeeze.
- why did they make some guys go euro ? and other dudes got to wear pants?!
- i'm bored of the 3 chord guitar players.
- rated-r had some boobie jiggle when he was hopping around....mooobs.
- oooh calender for sale? well... my birthday IS on thursday....... ew. please don't.
- totally cool that you were married, dude.... TOTALLY uncool that you're wearing a giant beetle necklace.... not cool. what's with these dudes and their necklaces?
- ali looks livid over this marriage revelation...
- maybe she's mad cause her hair is so fugly?
- married guy is sweet- excluding the necklace.
- yes martial arts weatherman with the "money maker"!!! show us your moooves! ha!
- woah! weatherman does cartoon voices too!
- oooh yeah, that ole line" i'm not here to meet 24 guys (girls), i'm here for (insert bachelorette)!"
- who drills the guy over "connections"
- craig is so bizarre! and who is his little minion who laughed at everything he said!?
- do most of these dudes look completely similar to you ? or is it just me?
- ok, jersey-ites, please don't get offended, but that black shirt with the stripes on rated-r is suuuuper bridge-n-tunnel-meatpacking-district-on-a-saturday-night. (i know, cause i saw it on sat)
- oook is that guy hearing impaired? i'm trying to figure out why his voice sounds like he's slightly deaf. i'm not making fun. i'm just wondering...
- ewww. jesse's hair.
- greaser.
- ali looks cute.
- love when they say "i wanted to... " or " i planned..." as if the bachelor/ette actually had ANY say in their dates.
- jesse is too young.
- why is she driving all the time?
- "she gave me the cuff links and this suit." yeeeeah....
- pretty dress, ali! too bad your hair clashes.
- eeeeew... craig and his dress ups and full tacos in the pits! sick.
- jesse is going to be handsome when he grows up.
- oooh jamie cullum-- i used to love him.
- go ali! just kiss every single one of them!
- cape cod guy is sweet.... not super attracted to him... but he seems pretty normal...
- oooh rrrrroberto! a baseball player!
- hold the phone, is she wearing the same dress only cut off? veeeery similar.
- he's cute. that roberto.
- black tie... are you a waiter?
- sounds like that dude is sucking helium. nice sunburn, dude.
- these boys are whiners.
- i want pizza. (totally unrelated thought...)
- frank with the smooch! bold!
- i want pizza and mochi- there's mochi in my freezer..... (clearly i'm sorta bored..)
- craig is really nuts. weatherman is not my fav but i feel for the dude.
- craig is either a) totally loaded or b) slow ....probably c) all of the above.
- congrats, bach casting! you've bagged the biggest bunch of nuts i've ever seen on bachelorette!
- oooh zinger, craig! go for weatherman's height!
- c is laaame. but i kinda wished he could have stuck around for a "high pressure system" in the house... maybe resulting in a "hurricane"?
- oooh these outtakes are amazing!
- craig come back!
what say you?
22 comments:
Weatherman is a wimp and a whiner, but I seriously wanted to punch Craig in.the.face. Did you see him say "She gave up this?" and pointed to his face. UGH!!! I like Justin/Rated R--did you see him with his Mom & Grandma in the before-meeting-Ali video? So sweet! He totally won me over, yet I can't see him with Ali right now. LOVED Frank, so cute--the kind of guy I would have dated if I wasn't married--ha ha. My fav to win is Chris, though. I really like him. See ya, Craig--you are a total loser and I hope all the "beautiful women on the plane" totally ignore you. Your ego could hold up the planet if it was sinking. Jerk.
I finally convinced my husband to watch the show with me...and then Ali surprises Jessie with a gorgeous red sports car only to drive it HERSELF! Yeah, husband was outraged. I don't know how I'll convince him to give it another try. :)
Dingle Dangle...Bwhaha! That cracked me up! My favs are Chris and Phil. They seem to have their stuff together and are sweet.
I think Craig is on drugs.
I had the same thought--who were the guys laughing at Craig's "jokes" about weatherman? If nobody had laughed maybe he would have given it up. That dude totally had it coming. But it makes me wonder: does Weatherman realize he is being Ali from last season? The whole "I'm leaving if he chooses Vienna again" thing? Deja vu.
I don't understand why everybody is so mean to Rated R. He's just a nice guy there for the same reason they are. Why are they picking on him? He's not my favorite, but I just don't get it. I thought guys were cooler than that.
I always wonder how these guys do on the dating scene after this show. Craig just has to go down in flames with any girl who watched him here. What a slime ball. Weatherman isn't really much better. What a gossip and seems so immature. As for Ali, her laugh just drives me nuts.
Sticking with my original pick so far, Chris from Cape Cod. Although Roberto is growing on me.
Chris H? Really? She was crazy to get rid of this:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chris-Hasek-Watt-FAN-PAGE/116062001764089#!/photo.php?pid=86797&id=116062001764089
Don't we all know someone like Craig? I was watching and thinking, oh I know this douchebag.
I don't think the weatherman is gay. I think he has small guy syndrome and is probably extra sensitive to guys like Craig, hence the little extra obsessiveness...but some of that was probably warranted.
As far as gay, Kasey is totally gay. Without a doubt.
I agree Jessie is a doll but needs to be a little older. There is something sweet about him.
i think the weatherman is a total instigator. he drove me crazier than craig this past episode.
anyways... we share a birthday. happy day to you :)
did you notice the bad editing? last shot before the "this is the last rose tonight"...weatherman already has his rose on. ooops!!
oh man, and I couldn't get over the head petting when she kissed Jessie.
wow..and the best part of the whole episode was Craig M's 'Rated Aarrgh" outtake.
Did anyone notice the horrible editing during the rose ceremony? If you look at the clip of craig and weatherman when it is down to the last rose, weatherman is wearing a rose. In the next clip, chris comes out and says its the last rose and she gives it to weatherman?? AND, when Chris comes out and says its the final rose, none of the guys have roses on them. Horrible editing.
uh did you notice that weatherman already had a rose on before she even picked him??! way to go editing crew for giving that big, dramatic, last rose away...
Roberto... Dreamboat. Love.
Jesse... Zzzzzzzz.
Weatherman... Too short. Too tool-ish. Too dramatic.
Craig... Gaston in Beauty & the Beast?
Roberto... Love. (Did I already mention that?)
Frank... Really? Am I missing something?
Ty... Normality gives you points. Necklace does not.
Kasey... You know Ali's a girl, right?
Rated-R... Just... no.
Team Roberto like whoah -- although his competition isn't exactly fierce this season.
I miss Kiptyn. Lots.
I was wondering about the guy with the funny voice too!!! - and what's with all the catty guys in this group??
And yes, I dislike weatherman and his little man syndrome, but I feel bad for the guy. Nobody likes being singled out by a complete TOOL-named-Craig.
My early pick is Roberto... I liked him from the first meeting. Good smile... seems normal.
re: #40...
my husband and i call him a muppet baby. we don't know his name but we wonder what's going on too.
re: ali's hair...
EW! EW! EW! i agree, totally vienna-like.
i was wondering about weatherman as well and his "obsession" with craig. i loved when he said and its a direct quote, "i'm not here for craig, i'm here for ali". it was a very "tobias" moment.
Soo this is the first time I've read your blog, and I laughed at least ten times while reading this post. Every point you made were things I thought while watching this ridiculous yet addicting show. Ali's stylist needs to be fired immediately. Enough with the bedazzled greek inspired dresses.
I like Roberto, Jesse (though he is too young for her), and Cape Cod guy. Weatherman creeps me out, and Frank is WAY too attached too soon.
Happy birthday!
I say- I love your reviews.. I look forward to them every week. Thanks for keekping me laughing!! and I think Rrrrroberto is a handsome one :)
Roberto and Rated R all the way!
Oooo and ditto on Weatherman's "small guy" complex. Poor guy...Craig was probably giving him flashbacks to high school.
Don't know if someone commented on the guy with different sounding voice, pretty sure it is a clef pallet problem. Have a friend who has the same voice differential than normal.
Loving your bachelorette comments!
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