a very MARY (delgado) Christmas to you!

 Christmas was festive with lots of parties in vegas...

i even hung out with an idol and a former playboy mansion inhabitant 

(who is lovely and fun-btw)

here's a random sampling from my instagram page:

travis-one of my "frankies"- hosted  a party at his house where the boys all randomly wore plaid snap-downs....

 and i took a pic with my two husbands, graham and travis. it's a frankie sandwich!
(voices of angels)

 i visited a christmas tree with my new buddy pals whom i met at the park and became fast friends (bible).
naturally, the a las vegas christmas tree is completely without anything tree-like and full of glittery lights.

 i posed as teresa giudice  (prostitution! WHORE!!).

 on christmas eve, we had 2 shows (bah humbug!) so i hit in-n-out on my way to work...
my corsets were not happy with my #2.

 my secret santa really took great care of me.... loads of presents and bras and g-strings and tights neath the tree.

 have yourself a very MARY Christmas!

 the next am, at the crack of dawn, stella and i hopped a flight to utah for the day.
in true hill family fashion, the second i stepped off the plane, i was raced home to throw on a dress, handed a piece of bizarrely harmonized music and told to sight sing in church.....
i'm pretty sure it sounded dreadful but what do you people expect! 3 part harmony unrehearsed?!
par for the course with this group.

 stella lives for my dad. here she's modeling her new michael j fox puffy vest that m & d gave her over her jammies and dad appears to be clutching the torah.
close, it's a genealogy chart that kara (the official grandma-she LOVES puzzles and family history) gave him.

 my ocd BIL re-spooled all the ribbons & they looked grand.

 somebody actually went to the trouble to knit (or hired some poor starving person in a developing country) this lovely sprite koozie. because nothing says Christmas quite like warm sprite?!
whyyyyy?!

and ali found this neat-o fizz keeper so we put that warm sprite to work and had shirley temples on tap.


i will say, i DID feel the spirit of Christmas when i sang in church-
(by the way, NEVER EVER ask me to sing in church, your funeral/wedding/any special occasion where i could be touched or moved.... because when i feel things, i just cry. it's my go-to.
sorry. not sorry. )

so that's my random christmas and my bizarre commentary.

were you naughty or did santa bring you something nice? - direct quote from my acupuncturist..... gross. for the record, no man should say that to any girl of any age. creeper.