{ bachelor ben - episode 6 } panama

thanks to dejah for the photo link

today, we have the hill family and friends mallory & amanda to add to the peanut group. 

bam. 

you'll notice that i spell the casey/kacies a million different ways and my spelling/ grammar is atrocious. just writing non-stop.

1. ben is so well traveled. so sweet of him to spring for all these hos to travel!
2. did ben go to timpview hs? whats with the jacked up jeep?
3. ben is now doing dorothy hamill hair. 
4. nikki- burn that dress. 
5. blakely is a professional mud wrestler. obviously. 
6. kasey's bumpit is uneven in that confessional. 
7. anybody know the heli count? have we lost track? 
8. he is the most awkward person ever. 
9. this should be a mix of survivor! they should have to eat bugs- mallory
10. i have kasey's bracelet.
11. where's craft services?
12. her legs are amazing. 
13. there's one conveniently poised cocoanut. 
14. this is giving me "the cay" feelings. 
15. you're right, kase. watching ben crack nuts is so hot! 
16. specially when he can't get them open. 
17. why are they acting like this is the ultimate survival task. 
18. that fish was dead. 
19. you know a gopher had to open that coconut. 
20. why is she always wearing fake wedding rings?
21. she's totally fried. 
22. why is he so appreciative that she's going with the flow?!
23. like all the other girls haven't just done anything they want?!
24. this is a frizz  fest. 
25. and shine show. 
26. kasey's eyes can't focus... trashed. 
27. awkward sweaty small talk. 
28. cheryl teigs is going home. 
29. blakely has turned into a sugar sap. 
30. wasn't she both the villian and the lesbian at the beginning?!
31. uh. oh. true confessions. 
32. a baby?? everyone's had one & gave it up in high school!- mallory
33. eating disorder?! everyone's had one.... 
34. the pressures of a baton twirler- amanda.
35. as if a one year eating disorder is tv/news/date worthy? 
36. they are digging deep to find a sob story for poor kase.
37. look how much sweat he has in his hair- dad
38. find your spotlight and kiss in it. 
39. or as syd would say, 'screw the blocking and find your light!'
40. look out for me!!! ooooooh muddy waters!!
41. put your legs (more) together, ben. 
42. courtney has the splotchiest skin tone ever.
43. you guys! the only requirement for a mans-man is to drive a boat. 
44. casey- i have no idea what we're doing!... seriously?
45. this is like a strange disney jungle tour. 
46. jus stumbled upon the village? none of that was planned?! no way!!!
47. there's a lot of padded bikini action up in that tree house. 
48. ben's already seen your wares, court. 
49. those poor little boys!
50. mASSIVE EEEEEEWWWWW! from this crowd in this room over ben in the loin cloth. 
51. eeewwwww!!! again!!! over that courtney comment! 
52. um, how many ways can you appreciate that, ben?
53. eeeeeeeewwwww! white thighs! i'm so grossed out. 
54. she's absolutely nuts. 
55. emily needs to stop with the courtney talk... at least on camera. 
56. why is she exposing herself to small children?
57. oh, please don't jiggle, ben. 
58. gross. i can 'see his man thong. 
59. this is the most asexual look i have ever seen. 
60. his skirt is shorter than theirs- nina.
61. emily is nailing her makeup. 
62. lindzi... still not nailing anything.... bad color on face, eyes, lips, hair....
63. her voice is like a cheese grater on my ear drums. 
64. he doesn't care about anybody now that he's sexed courtney. 
65. oooh two card twist!
66. what's ben gonna choose? the tats or the piercings?!- nina.
67. "courtney and i's." ...... he's such a dummy. 
68. "i appreciate the fact that you..........." take off your top? are a wanton whore? have no morals? are a sociopath?
69. who is that girl asking about the kissing?
70. oh, mallory informs me that she's the only one with the real sob story.. trailer park. 
71. watcher in the woods, courtney!
72. it's jaws music- mom. 
73. "they're making it easy on me!" you're easy , court. 
74. trailerpark is talking a million miles an hour. 
75. he's trying so hard to focus on jamie. 
76. she's just pacing in the pool. 
77. sharks in the waters- nina. 
78. poor jamie. 
79. sad, fully clothed jamie.- mallory.
80. did she just compare brad pitt to courtney?! that was a nice compliment- mallory. 
81. ooook... ben just did an interview for a ut local news station and he was actually semi interesting.... except that he's wearing fingerless gloves.... is he in RENT?
82. nono nonononono emily! shut up!
83. wwwoah! wait. i thought she was going to deal with courtney. 
84. ook. you trickster, emily! 
85. why are you bringing this up if you don't want to talk about it, ben?
86. woah! that was really big of emily to apologize. 
87. courtney looks like a fish and she's absolutely a horrible person. scum of the earth. 
88. she's apologizing, you whore!
89. i'm just waiting for court to throw a switchblade on her. 
90. i wish the other girls could stand up for her!
91. baaaaaahhh! this just in from NADIA's husband aaron (via text): there should be a no nakedness rule because once the d*%$ starts to pick it makes for bad television. word. 
92. oooh you DO wear lipstick? nice. 
93. now courtney is acting like she's the victim and she's being taken for granted?
94. maybe it's because you gave it up?
95. {scripted thunder}- mallory.
96. i have no emotional reaction to her crying and i'm sort of happy about it.- mallory
97. where was she waiting for him to show up?
98. that casey wail just made us all howl with laughter.
99. bad prints all around. 
100. blakely is acting like a totally different person now...
101. he looks good in the blue plaid....
102. once i get past the soccer mom bob. 
103. how many onesies does blakely own?!
104. and strapless bras....
105. blakely is just gonna do a few stripper moves. 
106. what are these bad bat mitzvah dresses from the 8o's?!
107. nina is convinced rachel has had a nose job. it's pretty perfect. 
108. uhhhh.... nothing about that "samba" is sensual. 
109. another one shoulder dress.... they're becoming more popular than helicopters.
110. well... she is a better dancer....
111. and ben just stood there frozen- hiding his excitement. 
112. oooh hair toss!
113. stop saying sweaty and sexual, ben. 
114. you are only one of those things. 
115. ali is pissed that the instructor keeps passing over the "4."
116. blakely's flat ironed hair is looking nasty. ladies, stick with a little curl- your hair will always look more full. 
117. sour grapes. 
118. there's another funny casey wail. 
119. bahahahaha
120. blakely's shirt dress is hot... but in the rain? 
121. and in those dark panties?????
122. yowzah!
123. he's always talking to them like he's their doctor. 
124. stuffy. 
125. 2 on 1's are so awkward. 
126. he takes her away before she can eat anything?
127. noooo! just booze her up. 
128. nothing like police lights flashing on your face. is that the fashion police coming to swap out blakely's panties for nude?
129. woah woah woah woah.. did she bring her journal?
130. why is she crying?
131. those veneers are so intense. 
132. she's acting so desperate. get it together, woman!!!
133. what?! she made him a scrapbook?
134. woah! this is creeeeeeptown! this is WAAAAAY too intense. 
135. and there it is. she just wants to win. she's not interested in him.
136. it's cool, girl. i'm not either. he's such a dud. 
137. oh my goodness! can't say i'm surprised. 
138. that was creepy. 
139. keep walking, girl! 
140. don't turn around. 
141. this explanation is not helping anything. 
142. LOOK! no tears!-mallory
143. PULL A SHAVS AND POUR DIET COKE IN YOUR EYE!- mallory
144. she cried more losing the baseball game. 
145. why the feral cat shot!!!?! KATE LOPREST, did you see that?!
146. nice fake cry and total claw cling. 
147. let go of him!!! get OFF!- dad.
148. her makeup is totally fine- no tears!
149. chris harrison is always there to lend his bosom [to a woman in tears]-jaycob.
150. kacie! cute little braided updo . 
151. lindzi!!! put some chapstick on or SOMETHING!
152. casey s is gorgeous.
153. it's like getting called to the principal's office! dang! i'm nervous- jaycob. 
154. cute onesie outfit, case!
155. raising your over plucked eyebrows, emily??
156. chris just went down country with that "y'alls."
157. day AND night- mallory.
158. the girls are always doing a stealthy creep to watch. 
159. casey! we've all been there! 
160. ahahaha! i love the chorus line in the back till the producer told them to get out of the shot!
161. as if all of those girls don't have the same story?
162. as if ALL of us don't have feelings for someone in our past?
163. he doesn't care enough about her to keep her around anyway....
164. she's a supermodel.
165. if they're so concerned about ben and his feelings, why don't they tip her off about courtney- amanda.
166. oh hey, camera crew! 
167. no! chris! i wasn't expecting you! 
168. "tha both of ya!"
169. is she wearing colored contacts?
170. do you think she wanted to go home and they just made this up?- amanda
171. she's not opening up because she doesn't know very many words. 
172. and chris- just sitting there creeping on the whole experience. 
173. should we do a drinking game every time she says "like?"
174. he doesn't even care. 
175. nice tent hug. 
176. i'm so mad that's all that was!- amanda
177. i wanted someone to die!- mallory
178. oooop! i saw that lean/railing ponder shot. 
179. voice is getting higher and higher in this cry....
180. chris has a death grip on her neck. 
181. ponder shot #2!
182. as if he cares...
183. was she allowed to put shoes on?
184. oh case.... i get it. i'm still love someone who doesn't love me..... i'm with you, girl. 
185. but being alone with your sad is better than ben and his bad hair. 
186. i'll bet trailer girl gets to stick around now that all these extras are getting sent home. 
187.  why are we killing time with elevator shots?! can't we just have more courtney soundbites?!
188. oh! that HAIR!
189. still!!! more one shoulders?!
190. is kacie in herve leger?! go girl!
191. and the award for most dated dress goes to nikki!!! 
192. you know, ben showed a real lack of character there- dad. 
193. why? you don't think she should have sent her home?
194. no! he should have sent her home! but he should have been more compassionate.- dad.
195. nikki looks like a puppet- dad.
196. nikki's voice is killing me. 
197. oh man! courtney's sound bites are awesome!
198. jamie is going home. 
199. "i need to prove to him that i'm sexy, that i'm a woman, and that i'd be able to please him!".... WHAT ERA IS SHE FROM?! gloria steinham would die. 
200. shocked?! woah! is she going to disrobe?
201. she thinks about what she wants to do with him. 
202. ooooh she is sooo uncomfortable dirty talking. 
203. oh no. dress is too short for that move!!! yikes! 
204. ben just giggles uncomfortably any time she's turned on. 
205. i'm just waiting for courtney to creep in. 
206. fancy?! 
207. here's your one chance fancy, don't let me DOWN!!! well...she IS in her red dress...
208. yeah.. you SHOULD be embarrassed. yikes. 
209. that dismount is so uncomfortable. 
210. she envisioned something different...
211. that was 50?! wooooah she is SO uncomfortable. 
212. and now we're deconstructing the kiss. 
213. this is her dirty talk?
214. her dirty talk is an instruction manual- mallory. 
215. giggles mcben. 
216. those heels are so ugly. 
217. this is so awkward. 
218. ahahaha! just send her home. 
219. she just bought a house in crazy town. 
220. that girl is going home. 
221. i feel bad for her cause you know she's never put herself out there and you KNOW she never will again- mallory.
222. no.. kacie isn't in leger but she looks hot. 
223. "on the wings of LOOOOVE"- ben's wing hair. 
224. dora the kiss explorer is totally going home. 
225. why does courtney act slighted when she doesn't get the first ceremony rose?
226. oooh feigned surprise! how unique!
227. don't flat iron your hair in the tropics, dummies... frizzzzzzzzz.
228. trailer girl is pretty... she just couldn't be more awkie. 
229. yup. called it. 
230. bye, dora!!! 
231. i feel really bad for her... that was so uncomfortable. 
232. i feel bad for her future dates-nicole.
233. at least they know what they're in for- awkward instructional manuals.- mallory.
234. it was a valiant fight, dora... adios. 
235. aaawe! courtney didn't get her champers up high enough! 
236. i'll bet cheryl teigs and nikki are next to go.
237. another rap?! noooo.....always too long.  

ok. i think he picks courtney then films after the final rose then watches the show and ends it with her....

and the final song will be "every rose has it's thorn."

thoughts?