{ the bachelor } sean- hometown heartache

today we had an all-star gathering. famous photog david (who watched all 14 hrs to prepare for this night), his wife stacey, the dastrups, brugmans, mom, dad, nicole & evie.

1. i missed the beginning... was there any shirtless workout?
2. sean and 3 layers. the usual. 
3. ashLee is stunning... and putting waaaaay too many feelings into this. 
4. sitting in that field... i can only think... i need a clariton. 
5. trials and tribs... so biblical. 
6. she's just too gooey right now. 
7. please stop skipping. 
8. that poor dog, just being drug thru the weeds. 
9. she's wearing a shade-type shirt.- L
10. daddy has jessica simpson's dad's hair. 
11. oh gosh. let's not make a cold plunge about your adoption. 
12. this is psychotherapy! - mom. 
13. is her dad laughing at her?
14. i am. 
15. we rolled around in the sand. 
16. thanks for that "romance" movie. 
17. they never get to eat.- ali. 
18. is this her mom's best outfit for television? -sommer. 
19. he was more worried about pre-marital sex than her child bride-ing. 
20. dad has fancy boots. 
21. "every time" her dad gives that speech? how many times has this happened. 
22. she's just soo gooey for this stage in the relationship. woof. 
23. ooop 3 layers.. to be expected. 
24. what is catherine wearing?
25. why exactly are we riding the pig?
26. don't you usually just rub it? 
27. wooooah girl! take a tip from coco chanel and take one (or more) off...
28. she couldn't decide which to wear so she wore them all- mom. 
29. woof. i wouldn't touch him after that. 
30. my man can hold a slippery ONE!- nicole. 
31. why one hand? so her other one smells good?
32. lets touch fish juices together!! yay!
33. "i love the way he smells!" ... like fish? neato. 
34. she's trying too hard. 
35. that gum wall is nasty. 
36. oooh yeah, i'm sure you'd do that when you're married. like every night. - mom. 
37. catherine's look is straight out of 1997. i'm having cranberry 'do you have to let it linger' feelings. 
38. did she flip the bird in that strip? 
39. they're both wearing bell bottoms.- nicole. 
40. is this the first time they're seeing their family?- nicole.
41. can't be. she's been home preparing for the date..
42. there's a lot of estrogen up in here. 
43. that sister is gorgeous. 
44. she looks different from the sisters cause she has the orange spray tan.. the sisters are what she SHOULD look like. - sommer. 
45. "try it out?" that's what i'm hoping for when i get engaged....
46. those earrings are pretty heavy on the sister....
47. she's not sincere. i don't like her. - mom. 
48. she's doesn't seem like she's that into him. 
49. these sisters are going to ruin this for her. 
50. woooah! bus, meet catherine. love, sisters!
51. do they expect a girl to come out of this enviornment being pristine?- sommer.
52. i'm pretty sure they're working in a double wide.- david
53. "i'm pretty sure i can handle the clothes on the floor but not the STD's..."- dusty. 
54. c's mom isn't into it. 
55. there are a lot of tribal prints up in there. 
56. yeah, i'd say that didn't go too hot.-dusty.
57. wouldn't you have just loved to keep tierra just so you could see WHAT she came from? and who is responsible for this. - dusty. 
58. and where her sparkle came from.- david. 
59. it's over with her. - dad.
60. what is happening with that makeup?!
61. she looks like a drag queen.-dad. 
62. yup. i still hate her hair color. 
63. no, i like it- mom. 
64. she has a pretty serious lisp there. 
65. so there's absolutely nothing else to do in this town except get a cold one?
66. and cupcakes. 
67. it's a progressive dinner. 
68. mom says "general."
69. i'll brb.. gonna slip into something more comfortable...
70. this army turtleneck is frightening. 
71.  i'm so embarrassed for for them.- nicole. 
72. david tells me that he's a fit model. 
73. i'm still reeling- even after the commercial over that weird sequence!
74. look at her seatbelt! so it won't separate her boobs? she most have gone to BYUi- nicole. 
75. it's actually the US military's turf. 
76. she is mini-mom!-sommer.
77. so maybe they don't see the family before?
78. mom brought her puppies out for the party!-nicole.
79. what puppies?- dad. 
80. mom is a giggle machine. 
81. as IF they didn't know she did the wedding dress stunt....
82. she looks like jennifer tilly. 
83. army green sweater on dad.- dad
84. he's comfortable in that color. 
85. sharin' another cold one. 
86. dad is standing OVER sean..
87. power deal. - dad. 
88. didn't you learn that from jack donaughy?- nicole.
89. nothing like a peaceful battle scene painting in your dining room. 
90. if THIS is the toughest question ever, he's had a relatively easy life!
91. way to give him the run around. 
92. oh no way! it was a bar! hilarious. 
93. they are the most welcoming- nicole. 
94. at this point, i think wedding dress is in the lead. 
95. he got the family dog tags! how do you go wrong?!- dusty. 
96. either way, he wins! he got a free gift. - dusty. 
97. she seems like a sloppy kisser. just the way she smiles. - sommer. 
98. that outfit is cankle central on des.
99. oooh good. a run/monkey move! wouldn't be a hometown without it. 
100. hiking, enjoying company, and making out! recipe for success, right there. 
101. he needs to breed in the dark hair.. his flesh colored hair needs some help. 
102. wooooah. that artwork is.... special. 
103. she's ASPIRING, guys! aspiring!-dusty.
104. this is the first in bach history to have them cook dinner. 
105. so who tipped the bf off? what a total surprise?
106. this is for sure an actor. i guarantee this is a trick she's getting him back for tricking her. 
107. she can't keep this up. 
108. oooh backless shirt!
109. nick is a BAD actor. 
110. "this is nick. he's no longer going to be an actor."- sommer.
111. i like des's necklace. 
112. i would have loved to see him jump the gun and swing a little early!- dusty.
113. oooh wait... she lived in a tent!! that's why they're doing this at desiree's house....
114. mom looks like she'd be down with tent living. 
115. oooh yikes! national tv!- david. 
116. her mom could be really really gorgeous with a minimal makeover. 
117. the parents are really nice. 
118. is her bro a convict?
119. well.. in his defense.... how many bach relationships have worked out?
120. whose house is this??? whose degrees are those on the wall? i'm not thinking this is her pad...
121. "laid on my heart." that's a real born again phrase. 
122. wouldn't you have fun with the circumstances, dude?
123. it's kind of nice for someone to put a bachelor in his place. -sommer. 
124. so all that steak is going to waste? eat up. 
125. i like desiree. i'm feeling sad that this is such a mess for her. 
126. oh this family discussion is so uncomfortable. 
127. he's so disrespectful to the father. 
128. yesss! the shirtless dressing shot. 
129. that white shirt needs to go to the cleaner!- sommer. 
130. get rid of catherine. the brother won't be an issue forever. 
131. sort of valid and fair for the brother.. and still rude. 
132. oooh the bach has gone mercury glass- nicole. 
133. did you know that harrison is dating bieber's mom? amazing. 
134. catherine's pulling out her last resort (ta-tas)- sommer. 
135. desiree looks bananas. 
136. that outfit on sean is straight up waiter. 
137. good girl, des. 
138. she's undone!-nicole. 
139. wedding dress looks totally different. 
140. he's keeping her. 
141. is that her double stick tape ? or an underwire coming out of catherine's boob?
142. FAKE AN INJURY!!!- dusty. 
143. injuries get roses. 
144. it's proven. 
145. ashlee in navy? i love navy. 
146. wedding dress got her look at cache.
147. i think he's gonna keep it all caucasion.- david. 
148. no. no . what is he doing with the rose. 
149. he's trying not to laugh. -nicole. 
150. run, camera guy, run. 
151. hurry! somebody go grab the rose!- dusty. 
152. i'll bet you, he forgot her name and had to go back in the room and be like #4! what's her name?
153. my advice: get this right! 
154. he's so profound. 
155. i think he's sending both of them home. 
156. really? des was on the chopping block? over C?
157. why does this place look like a whore house?- dad.
158. rich! it IS a whore house!- dusty. 
159. L called it. i'm so surpised. 
160. i'm shocked. 
161. we all thought Des was going to win the whole thing. 
162. now i want ashlee but i really feel like it's wedding dress for the win. 
163. noooo don't grovel. 
164. powder her nose! get her out of here!- nicole. 
165. she has a cute little nose.- sommer. 
166. her brother is going to get an earful when she gets home. 
167. noo.. this is breaking my heart. 
168. why would he let her go if she really wants to stay!- dusty. 
169. now he needs to say "just kidding."- dusty. 
170. this is the worst goodbye i've ever seen- ali. 
171. good thing the drive was freshly washed down. 
172. that breakup makes me sick to my stomach. 
173. can't wait to seethe lost tierra footage. 
174. cupcakes are awkie to eat on camera. 
175. just use a fork. for the love!
176. awkward!!!