{ the bachelor } sean - part 2 - oh! canada!

thanks Carly Smith for this fierce credit shot. 

did you realize that they had a psychological consultant? does she just pick the biggest nutbags for them?

1. what?! we begin with woodland animals and waterfalls?! what happened to our homoerotic topless muscle shots!
2. i heart canada. the people, the vistas, the poutine, the over the counter drugs? i love it. 
3. i want to go to lake louise!
4. i love the extra set dressing in these hotel rooms. it just cheapens it, doesn't it?!
5. did ashlee get forehead 'tox? she's not moving those brows much and i'm feeling like that's what we'll blame for the crazy confessional eyes.
6. did catherine get a fresh color melding session? 
7. standing in the middle of a blizzard tundra in heels sounds like my idea of a good time. 
8. yeah right! like he was driving!? they did the ole car accident switch-a-roo..
9. please tell me she at least was given sorels.
10. ooh he really is driving. seems like a massive liability. 
11. she's just a little bouncer, isn't she. 
12. no hats? no real gloves?
13. oooh shut UP! you never get cold when you're with him? 
14. that means she has no feelings. - mom. 
15. snow angels is a serious wife qualifier. 
16. who hasn't had hot chocolate since she was 4?
17. nice of the producers to give her a goofy hat since they couldn't drum up a better date to compensate for the weather. 
18. she looks like a maid in that outfit. 
19. woof. any man who refers to "our fairy tale" is a gamer (thinking dungeons and dragons), and a weirdo. 
20. canada is so freaking cold. if i lived there, i'd totally start drinking. i was there for the winter fest and did the ice castle, etc in quebec and have never been colder or more miserable in my life. no wonder russians likey the vodka. i get it. 
21. they're going to get sauced to keep the warmth. 
22. he's TOTALLY into her. 
23. just casually sitting 6 to a couch talking about life... totally normal. 
24. daniella has the same shellac the other girls got. 
25. were you 12? you sure?
26. woooah. that's traumatic. 
27. no no no.. talk about that but you don't need to relate it to him! a girl dying in front of you doesn't make you want sean. strangely put. 
28. every one-on-one is like a therapy session. woof. 
29. do they always layer the bachelors 3 deep on the shirts? always?
30. ugh. another canoe challenge? poor sarah. 
31. i'm dying over sarah. this is cruel. 
32. you couldn't pay me enough money to canoe in those arctic waters. 
33. i'd be the first contestant in bach history who is like, 'um... no. not into this challenge.'
34. did selma also tatto her eyebrows? what's happening!?
35. i'm loving her dry laugh. what was that?!
36. ok, now i've done this a lot with our hot tub and the snow... but that's a HOT TUB and my finnish auntie said it'd make my skin glow and as an 8 yr old, that's important. 
37. tierra mostly doesn't want to do this because she has a fierce blowout and doesn't wanna ruin her makeup. 
38. what is happening with sean's bart simpson hair?
39. why doesn't ashLee have a real coat?! 
40. i love selma. what a princess. 
41. good girl. don't do it. 
42.  i love her "once in a lifetime" thoughts!
43. oh no thank you. 
44. yes, dc barbie. 
45. she sounds like a dude.- mom. 
46. yes. ashLee has def had work done on that forehead/eye situation. 
47. there are gonna be a lot of nipples in these shots....
48. woooah. daniella needs a more supportive swimsuit. 
49. ok. i'm going to offend people.... if you wear a sequin bikini, you are either a slutty girl at a vegas pool or a slutty girl...... either one. 
50. cute boots. 
51. oooh here we go.. why isn't she in a towel. she's pushing it off for attention?
52. she didn't have his attention so here is her tactic... again..
53. "i missed time with him!!" yes yes yes! this is good comedy. nice fake cry. 
54. don't worry, she cleaned up her eye makeup. 
55. love that the other girls came back triumphantly. 
56. have you ever noticed that she's never been actually hurt enough that she's had to go to the hospital?- ali.
57. yes. oxygen is great for hypothermia. 
58. oooh and what do you know?! she has fresh makeup and a hot-off-the-press blowout!
59. aaahahah! he gave her a "bless your heart."
60. "no you're not." niiice.
61. oooh is he on to her???
62. ew. oxygen peck?
63. weird.
64. i'd give anything for her to walk into the party wheeling an oxygen tank!
65. dc barbie has to scare a ton of dudes away. 
66. she's masculine to me. is it the way she talks?- mom. 
67. i think she's just a ball buster. 
68. he's too sweet for her. she'll walk all over him. - mom.
69. how does she [sarah] do her hair?-mom
70.  yeah.. how DOES she blow it out??
71. just a little family turn-on time.
72. i wish they'd talk more about... anything. they only talk about how much the love spending time with each other. -mom.
73. agreed. that's why i'd win the bachelor.. i'd never dtr him and only ask a million questions about his interests. 
74. yes, girl! you put those frozen toes  those boots!
75. wooof! can you imagine what she smells like?!
76. i think she must smell like a victoria's secret store. 
77. or the slutty section of sephora where ANGEL  and PINK CANDY live.
78. she is, dc barbie. total professional. 
79. "TIERRA-RIST" is the quote of the season!!
80. ooop #2 "bless your heart."
81. what, wedding dress? what was that analogy.
82. he's asking about proposals?!
83. she's mastered "the courtney."
84. he is SO attracted to wedding dress.. i dont' get it. 
85. eeeew! i just saw her tongue.- ali. 
86. sean is wasted. 
87. look how red he is. 
88. yes, dc! yes!
89. poor lip slut wedding dress girl. 
90. yes, tierra soundbite. you CRAZY!
91. sarah is GOOOOing home. 
92. why wouldn't he just wait for the rose ceremony?- ali. 
93. uh... cause the producers made him. 
94. yup. sarah it is. 
95. no, you're not in trouble.. you're going home. 
96. daniella is the queen of obvious statements. 
97. 4 layers on seans look tonight. 
98. no worries about him getting hypothermia. 
99. oooh she just quoted miss JANET!!! "that's the way looooove goes. heeee"
100. "whyyy?" um... really?
101. i do appreciate when she doesn't whine.
102. oooh please don't melt down like this. 
103. this is breaking my heart. 
104. i feel you, girl. i feel you. 
105. but you look really pretty crying. and your hair looks great. 
106. where did des get that sunny tan?
107. why do they all have the same luggage? what's the story on that?
108. i want those sorels. 
109. another challenge. how sporty. 
110. they've already done repelling this year. -ali. 
111. NOT to a PICNIC, ali! there's a TWIST!- mom.
112. oh here we go... relationship analogy. you step outside that comfort zone!
113. this would scare me. i don't do heights. 
114. really kissing all the way down?
115. aaand another relationship analogy.... vim. 
116. where's the food at this picnic?
117. oooh by picnic, you mean wine?
118. this little tree perch is cute and seemingly unscripted. 
119. what is sean wearing?! he looks like the gingerbread boy. 
120. this teepee situation is sexy.
121. look at the steam coming out of their mouths. poor kids are freezing. 
122. dc looks cute. 
123. those earrings on wedding dress are a disaster. 
124. did tierra skin that poor animal hanging around her neck?
125. aaand daniella...just always looking a touch hung over.
126. sean looks like a banker.
127. selma is looking great.
128. loving her dress.
129. so is selma getting desperate. 
130. woooah nelly! you sure did bring out the big guns! look at those jugs!
131. she's pulling no punches. 
132. i am so grossed out by those scary bull ring/dream catcher earrings on wedding dress. they're dangling on her shoulders. 
133. her bumpit is ug.
134. and sleep naked.. way to go! plant that seed.
135. they have absolutely nothing except kissing in common. 
136. ew. their kissing is gross. 
137. i say this every time, but damn, ashLEE's body is perfect. 
138. not a huge fan of that center part pony, ash. 
139. to blindfold me? 
140. this is getting kinkier and kinkier...
141. sooo 50 shades of grey!
142. ok, i'm HATING her botox. 
143. um.. picking someone up isn't exactly leading ...
144. what a neat trust exercise!!! and by neat, i mean creepy and bizarre. 
145. if your life is "changed" by the bachelor, you have serious problems. 
146. omg. i am SO not a fan of botox week. these girls look like blow up dolls. 
147. daniella is going home, right? i mean, right. 
148. woof! what kind of Clydesdale clogs does wedding dress have on her feet?!
149. this is a big cut this week. 
150. why so major?
151. holy cow. selma!!! after you disgraced your family, you lost out to a sociopath wearing a strange dead animal fur around her neck?!
152. ladies, if this isn't a cautionary tale for not lowering your standards, i don't know what is. 
153. yeah.. we couldn't believe it either, selma. 
154. tierra is nuts. 
155. and so is tierra's crazy eyeliner. 
156. daniella how can you be shocked when you never had a one on one?
157. i just wish one of these girls would say, "you know, it's time for me to go home. i'm not that into him anyway!" -mom. 
158. here we go...world tour!  AND romantic! thanks, mr. game show!
159. i really want to go to st croix. 
160. i can't wait for teirra's melt down next week. 

ok, thoughts? i'm pretty shocked that tierra didn't get the boot. this guy is STUPID.