{ the bachelor - sean } final rose

we dressed as bachelor contestants... i was a brunette erica rose and sommer came as the PERFECT tierra with a (taped up) eyebrow she can't control, a big fake engagement ring, mascara smears, fake cry, cheetah scarf, talons, fake injury, and her SPARKLE! 

it was perfect. 

dusty pondering his rose cupcake by the fire..... how dreamy. 

dying over sommer. 

we had incredible treats catered by sharon and annie biegler... they tasted incredible.


tonight, we had the dastrups, boyle-kings, gerulats, brugmans, mom & dad.
it was a funny night.

ok. i'm thinking it's catherine but i'm not thrilled about either of them. wedding dress is a better fit.
so here's how our group was split:

6- lindsey 3- catherine
3- neither
1- chris harrison

1. i so badly want a man to be in one of these eager female audience shots.-sef
2. with a tie like that, harrison should be named laVoy and be from the 60's.
3. thanks for the flexed bicep shot... 
4. look how baggy his shirt got from the first scene to the second scene with all that humidity. - sommer.
5. i like his dad. his dad is cool. - dad
6. those nieces and nephews are gorgeous. 
7. and honest.
8. woah lipstick, sister!
9. NOT a great family. psycho mom, sister's batty...- bruggy
10. that two toned t-shirt makes me cringe EVERY time. 
11. i love that dress. 
12. they're in thailand.. does catherine have home court advantage? - dusty.
13. that sister is obsessed with mixing neons. 
14. she is SO insincere.- mom. 
15. sean had to towel himself off!- dad. 
16. your nose crinkles because of your nose ring.- adam. 
17. catherine is SO passionless when she's talking about him. 
18. mom doesn't like her. - ang.
19. "lovely lady." there are lots of those on les miz. 
20. mom looks really cute in those white jeans. 
21. consumed by him, huh?
22. laughter is so BIG!
23. we're calling that "laughter," now?
24. she's giving herself to him? is that code of sexual fantasy suite?
25. all of her daddy issues are surfacing right now. 
26. his dad is such a sweet man. 
27. wouldn't you just love him as your pastor?
28. i'm feeling so mormon-y about him. 
29. everyone needs new jeans on this show. - ang
30. she pushed him away. 
31. i like thailand  because they don't have to set decorate with roses and can use orchids.- nicole.
32. he's in love with lindsey? 
33. did he say that about catherine?
34. i don't think i've ever heard a bachelor say that. -sommer
35. sweet little meet-the-parents dress. 
36. they're already going to like her more. i feel it. 
37. oook ... more nutty neon on the sister. ONE PIECE AT A TIME!
38. she talks like a baby. - ang. 
39. neon is contagious!!! why is sean's dad in on it. 
40. she said the right words. PRAYER! 
41. his dad loves her. LOVES. 
42. he's decided. 
43. gosh! he's brought both girls to tears!- sommer. 
44. his dad is SUCH  a sweet man. - dad
45.  really, truly, no wonder that sean is a semi- normal dude. 
46. that fam is great. 
47. and way to ruin the moment. 
48. that straggly hair is driving me nuts. 
49. it's humid! give her a break!- mom. 
50. she feels like a pageant girl. is she one?- ang. 
51. his mom isn't buying it. - dad. 
52. i'd love it if she asked her if she's a virgin. - mom. 
53. it hink she's creeping the mom out.. it's not coming across sweet, it's coming across practiced. -sommer
54. sis loves the watermelon neon combo. 
55. i don't trust catherine. -mom
56. i think there's a list of bachelor lines and every time one of them says it, they get a monetary kick back. - sef 
57. HOT brother in law. can he be the bachelor of my life?
58. his mom's skin looks amazing. 
59. it's definitely dewey. - nicole.
60. he's bugged. 
61. i just want you to shut up and support. 
62. he comes from good people. 
63. this is the most quality bachelor & family i've ever seen. 
64. oh hey, butt camera guy. 
65. balcony ponder shot. 
66. it'd be awesome if there was a reality show cross over.. like he's standing there pondering and they're shooting THE SURVIVOR in the background. 
67. need i even comment on the tank top?
68. oooh that white watch is making that outfit WORK!- adam. 
69. i love that she brought back the 80's knot!! - nicole. 
70. she's so young. 
71. you can tell by how high her boobs are.- nicole. 
72. "oh look out for me! oooh muddy water!"- mom
73. dad is giving us the history of this river and it's SO incredibly disturbing. nothing romantic about this place. 
74. nice zoom on the mosquito bites. 
75. well he chose two chin-less girls. -nicole. 
76. she talks like "marcel the shell."
77. she's always hanging on him.... and he hangs on catherine. 
78. woooof...
79. and the river just took a turn thru byu. - adam
80. cheese town. 
81. she's that short?
82. "i know you do."
83. that is so bronze. 
84. what if the letter at the end is from kacie b. -sommerg
85. nice studio lighting. 
86. great dress on her. that sunburn T can burn in hell. 
87. woof. that polyg bump is gross. 
88. nice brush-by (boob) fingertips.
89. does she know know how to execute anything but a smokey eye?
90. she's pulling out all the stops! it's her last night!- sommer. 
91. is that a mole on her upper lip area? or a hole from a piercing?- sommer. 
92. they are gross kissers. 
93. he always lays back and kisses lazily. - dad. 
94. bring on the scrapbooks!
95. i hope it's an interpretive dance!- nicole. 
96. that lisp. 
97. oooh they're doing tangled.-nicole. 
98. thailand on fire. - adam. 
99. this is way cuter than a scrapbook. - ang.
100. oh wow! she's tiny!!! 
101. who knew she was so little under that wedding dress!- sommer
102. they get the smack award. smackiest kisser ever. 
103. look at those slumptastic shoulders. very matthew mcconaughey. 
104. i love the full spectrum of rainbows v-necks. 
105. she's mumbling at him like a dude. 
106. i'd rather ride an elephant than glide down the murder-river. 
107. i hate her so much. - bruggy. 
108. is this going to be a life metaphor ? the elephant ride? 
109. ooop. yes it. it. stupid. 
110. what's with his claw feet?
111. he's nervous- ang. 
112. he has red hair on his toes. -sommer.
113. her "i'm excited" is the most bored delivery i've ever heard. 
114. she's more excited about engagement parties than a wedding. 
115. he's a lot more physicall into him. 
116. if she becomes a radio personality after this, will you tune in?- sef
117. YOU're never going to forget this. but i will...
118. she has LARGE feet!- mom
119. there is NO romance in that kiss!- sommer. 
120. i hate his profile, i have i told you that?- ang
121. yeah, he looks like dennis the menace?- adam. 
122. these girls either baby or glottal talk. woof. 
123. ride AND journey?! we're so lucky. 
124. it's like he's always trying to talk her into how awesome it is. 
125. "truuff?" no, that only works with lindsey.- sommer.
126. did you hear a producer just come in or out of the room?
127. i'm so bored with this monotone monologue that i just checked out and posted on instagram. 
128. i can't watch her!!-bruggy
129. black v-neck. that's his formal attire. - sommer. 
130. she doesn't even turn her body into him when they kiss. 
131. do they tell them to cheat their body out for the camera?
132. cute dress. 
133. woooah.. that hair color is crazy. 
134. nice heartbeat. 
135. he's an ass grabber. 
136. do you think he's waiting for his scrapbook?
137. is "thank you for today" his kiss of death?
138. is she chasing after him?
139. the way they're editing this makes me think he'll pick her. 
140. what's in his hand? 
141. his lines for tomorrow.- sef
142. she's more passionate in her producer interviews. 
143. oh this is breaking my heart to hear this. 
144. i want the last two girls to share a room. 
145. he gave lindsey more of a response after she said "i love you."
146. yes! towel lotion shot!
147. oh he's gotten a LOT softer. look at that donut belly button. 
148. what if he was just peeing off the balcony. 
149. " he thinks he can marry both of these women?" that's polygamy. 
150. the only thing more predictable than a bachelor proposal is neil lane's chest hair.- LAURA via text. i'm dying. 
151. we just took an intermission  and here are our thoughts: sommer thinks no one was engaged until the last 24 hours and seth thinks there will be a live execution (a FIRST in bachelor history).
152. and now the girls are in matching dresses???
153. that is a bummer cut on lindsey
154. and catherine looks awesome. 
155. are these their medal colors? 
156. i'd be bronze... wah won. 
157. he kind of looks like bronco mendenhall. - dusty.
158. ash looks like a country singer. 
159. holy smokes! lesley is so skinny now!- sommer. 
160. of course she says catherine.. they're buddies. 
161. multiply together, stay together? how long has she been dying to drop that. 
162. sarah is an amy poehler skit waiting to happen. -ang.
163. those extensions on ashlee are nuts. 
164. she i like a WOMAN compared to those teenagers.-bruggy. 
165. [jackie] she looks like a scary baby doll. -adam
166. adam! are you talking about the kind you tip back and the eyes open?! -seth. 
167. that rose altar is creepy. 
168. he's sweating his butt off in that suit!- adam
169. it's the LAST OF THE MOHICAN'S soundtrack. -sef
170. oooooh man! her hopeful VO while walking like a lamb to slaughter. 
171. she lost so much weight. but that dress is terrible. 
172. what if he just screamed, "just turn around! it's a long walk back when you're disappointed. don't bother walking all the way here!"- sef
173. hopeful grins. 
174. and there is her gulp and furrowed brow. 
175. and let go. 
176. you guys. i can't watch this. 
177. nice love hit and run. 
178. oh it's hard for you? 
179. i can't stop crying. THAT'S a first in bachelor history for me...
180. just walk away. just walk away. 
181. it's not you, it's your tats. - mom. 
182. just walk away. 
183. nice of her to wrap it up for him. 
184. that was the nicest kiss off. 
185. go girl. take those heels off. 
186. he's going to propose to this girl later. -nicole. 
187. shut UP, sean!
188. shut up. shut up. shut up. 
189. that is the most unflattering dress ever. it's a blessing, she wouldn't have wanted to get engaged in that... her body is too hot for it. 
190. put on your seatbelt!- angie. 
191. they always turn crazy on the car ride. they always start out so sane than by the end, they're maniacs. - sef
192. so does she have to get on the plane in that dress? - dad. 
193. he's not even cute!- ang. 
194. i'm not into his look , but he's handsome. 
195. OH MY GOSH!!!
196. she ran because she thought he was going to dump her!
197. ooooh my gosh! 
198. swearing! this is so good!
199. crazy eyes!
200. there is a girl with a major forehead behind chris. dooneese.
201. this is very maury povich right now- nicole. 
202. the news is that you ARE the father. 
203. woaoh. nice manipulative twist. 
204. drip and die! poison ivy!- bruggy. 
205. why this letter right now? 
206. just a nice twist?
207. wait... what is he wearing? that tie and pocket square? how did i miss that? woof. 
208. bach producers, you suck. that was some crazy editing. 
209. the producers rope twined that bridge. that would suck. - nicole. 
210. they are NOT a match. 
211. she has nervous butterfly wing eye movements. 
212. i didn't see this coming. 
213. look at the golden reflector on his face. - ali.
214. those wide eyes and nostrils are freaking out. 
215. he should slip her a valium first. 
216. she sees the ring and she's like, NEVER MIND! i'm not nervous anymore. - sommer
217. she's like, guys? could i get a matching stud for my nose?- adam
218. you guys, there's still a twist!- bruggy. 
219. i'm gonna throw up.- bruggy. 
220. there's a lot of breathing and shaking. - nicole. 
221. oh, does she have to TALK?!- mom. 
222. and enter the elephant. 
223. is she having a seizure? hold that neck up!
224. that's pretty cool . i want to do that. 
225. how sweaty do you think he is right now?- sef. 
226. and the bleating elephant!!!!!
227. that ending was so life of pi! -sef
228. now that's a nice look, sean. 
229. is he still a virgin?- bruggy
230. born again. 
231. there is no twist. they're annoying. 
232. free spray tans are over- sommer. 
233. sean looks much better without the spray.
234. if nothing in your life has been that tough... lucky you. 
235. for the record, the lawyer in the room thinks sean was lying on the women tell all. 
236. set designing is terrible. it's MEN who think women just want candles and roses. - nicole
237. the twist is that he's gay. - nicole.
238. chris, will you accept this rose?- adam
239. i hope lindsey looks like a million. with better hair color. 
240. hair and makeup is SO MUCH BETTER! 
241. looking good. 
242. don't ask "what happened?!"
243. there is no reason. 
244. it's almost like she's wearing invisalign- ang. 
245. you guys were praying and catherine was eating pretzels and watching spongebob.- dusty.
246. she's very composed. very lovely of her. 
247. i think it's all about the boobs. her's are small and catherine has a full set. -dad
248. we all were thinking that and rich is the only one to say it. - dad.
249. wait... you're not supposed to tell anyone!!
250. just say, "you needed a boob job." - mom
251. he talks about the emily season like people talk about high school. - ang.
252. this one time... at band camp....
253. just stop. stop. stop. stop asking. 
254. i like that navy lace. 
255. she's a cute girl. i still can't see them together....
256. but i love how he loves her. it's sweet. 
257. he just took a take to her boobs!
258. i called it!- dad. 
259. she knew what she needed to do to WIN?
260. looking at her boobs again..- dad. 
261. he IS. 
262. not subtle at all. 
263. i think she's pretty until she starts to talk.- mom.
264. "doing FANTASTIC," huh?
265. the letter had impact because you edited it in a crazy way. 
266. no one would have cared. 
267. i'm bugged by the tweet-feed.- seth. 
268. it's only cool if it's snarky and funny. 
269. oh hell.. we just watched this. 
270. nice tease. 
271. wonder if they had locals making those dresses.- sommer. 
272. bullshit twist. who cares... so the bachelor can pay for it... 
273. this announcement is lame. 
274. i wish you could hear everyone in this room mimicking catherine's voice...
275. do you have a dress??? 
276. lindsey does.- ali. 
277. i'm so pissed at love right now. 
278. i hate everything about this. 
279. i hate when girls talk about their "fairytales."
280. that is NOT REAL LIFE!!!
281. we're gonna live in LA- ang
282. cause God's a pitcher!- adam. 
283. this is the first episode i've ever sweat thru! i have swass and swoob. - sommer. 
284. they told so many lies. - ang
285. desiree... surprise to no one. 
286. she looks great!
287. and good for the stylists to cover those legs in a dark tight. 
288. i miss the bangs. 
289. is she teary? 
290. ahahaha. someone shoot him [harrison] in the face. -sef
291. good news! desiree has a chance to WIN this next one!- dusty. 
292. why do i hope for people's unhappiness on this show?- sef
293. why does chris look teary?- sommer. 

ok, ok. 

how did you feel about it? 

there's a part of my icy heart that wants to be happy for them, but i feel like catherine just got caught up in it and i'm still sad for lindsey. 

until, desiree.....

i'm going to miss my monday parties.