{ the bachelor - sean } women tell all

kacie b makes the best faces.

so in the last 24 hrs, i've been in atlanta, NYC, and utah..... more on all of that later. 

tonight, i'm watching with sussy and bil.

 enjoy: 

1. have you ever watched chris's hands? its out in/out in/out in. 
2. please don't do a shirtless montage. 
3. do you think they had to do that tierra "boo" fewer than 5 times to get it tight?
4. i'd just laugh my head off if sean came to my party. 
5. he wouldn't dare. i'm too snarky. 
6. chris trying to piggyback off of sean's fame! "i brought a friend over!"- adam
7. best bachelor twist ever: sean hooks up with a girl he meets at a bachelor viewing party. 
8. this is so delta nu NU NU!
9. that open mouthed, shirtless head roll is so bizarre. 
10. "sean and i!"- adam
11. i love the "women tell all" cause the gals have learned how nutty their look was and generally update in such a better way. 
12. oooh look at those melded highlights on ashLEE
13. ashley P is STILL my favorite. all time favorite. 
14. so tierra gets her own entrance?
15. i love her sparkle. 
16. des looks tired. 
17. comb-over still hasn't learned her hair parting lesson. 
18. woaaaah! selma's facial fillers have made her look nuts. 
19. ashlee in leger! perfect body for herve leger.
20. she looks gorg. 
21. did tierra ruin your sparkle??
22. she ruined mine.
23. i WILL give it to comb-over that she conditioned her weave....looks fresh.
24. oooh nice editing. this isn't live, right?
25. she lights up in a room???
26. yes! eyerolls frm ALL.
27. she looks better without the orange spray tan. 
28. i'm sorry, she's not pretty enough for people to judge her for her looks....
29. her color looks really rich. 
30. WHO told her that bizarre cleopatra liner was acceptable?
31. riiiight... you didn't want that rose? right....
32. i'm sorry.. i spaced out. did anything interesting happen? this is all the standard villian rebuttal. 
33. she spelled out bitch? yes. 
34. oooh the studio audience response to her not regretting anything. 
35. i'm living for the girls reactions. 
36. but only the girls who aren't 'toxed. i like to see reeeeal expressions. 
37. oh so they're meaning for us to feel like we're getting candid pre-show moments? 
38. i'm desperate for them all to drill her. 
39. well done. delusional. 
40. selma's new mouth movements are super distracting. ladies, use this as a cautionary filler tale. 
41. i just want a montage of kacie b stank faces. 
42. desiree's makeup is a mess. 
43. who is brooke? 
44. she looks like brandi. 
45. "sean and i's."
46. i love that they catch her in stuff and she squirrels out of it. 
47. dc barbie's makeup is not right. 
48. that lipstick color. 
49. her own cot. love it. 
50. i love when the other bachelorettes use this episode as a "teaching" opportunity for the villain. 
51. b-i-t-c-h be cray cray. you can't reason with crazy. 
52. she has that bachelor questioning yourself down!!-nicole. 
53. when kim zolciak and tierra can get men to propose to them..... and.... i can't even finish the sentence. 
54. that ring looks like a superbowl ring. 
55. why would the timing of her engagement matter?
56. for sure, her man is fake and that ring is from claire's. 
57. sarah is barbara eden. 
58. the close up pan-outs are so weird. 
59. sarah's makeup looks great tonight. 
60. ok.. she didn't get that far with him. this is obviously not really about sean. 
61. chris has the listening nod and slow eye close down. so understanding. 
62.  i wish des was wearing a color... that "white" looks like my whites after doing laundry in nyc for 3 washes. dinggggy. 
63. did des get her lips done?
64. that breakup made me cry... again. 
65. your parents would have to be soul mates for both parties to get excited about tent-life. 
66. i love that these girls are always "so surprised" that they "fell for" sean... you really came on the show to get 20 new girlfriends?
67. oooh a lot of girls are in leger!
68. it's creepy when she says stuff like "i knew he'd be my prince charming" in that way... 
69. like serial killer creepy. 
70. group therapy. 
71. do you think ash had a brazilian blow out before going to the tropics? she had the best humidity hair. i'd put money that she did. 
72. how many rows of extensions does ash have in?
73. i'd probably react just as she did. 
74. there's nothing to say!
75. why? because you acted needy and nuts. that's why. 
76. why haven't we talked to kacie b? she went down in FLAMES! i want her take. 
77. couldn't sarah clap her thigh?
78. look them all sit up straighter and suck in. 
79. "i've told you a million times...." ouch. 
80. look at those LARGE pink boobs behind sean's head! 
81. i hope that girl is nursing. 
82. keep it moving and talk about it in therapy, girl. talk to your girlfriends. 
83. he doesn't need to hear it and nothing he has to say will make you feel better. 
84. no, ashlee, you're wrong. 
85. why would he "check" on you? 
86. ooooh did she just out him? 
87. this is getting totally creepy. 
88. he said/ she said. 
89. i believe sean. this b-e-t-c-h is loco. 
90. now i'm feeling like her hair looks nuts. 
91. i like that he's more worried about what "america" thinks. 
92. that was awkward. 
93. i miss desiree's bangs. 
94. i love the bach bloopers. 
95. selma's sexy face in that jeep is making me feel weird. 
96. i never would have thought catherine would have mad it this far.- nicole
97. i agree
98. and i can't believe she made it either- nicole. 
99. i'm with you.
100. ew. that cache dress is worse than it was the first time i saw it. 

i'm still disappointed we didn't get a kacie b interview...

ok. who do you think it will be? 

wait... the finale is 3 HOURS? 

-what is this GONE WITH THE WIND?!- nicole. 

and here are the comments from the dastrup/meredith gathering:

Nip shot of Sean!

AshLee's forehead is SO botoxed
What is up with Selma's lip! Only half of her bottom lip is moving 
Tierra was adding some sparkle (spraying herself with perfume)
Tierra's outfit is from DEB! 
Did tierra spell 'bEtch' ??? 
Leslie looks like the joker /caricature 
AshLee has gained weight
The 'stink eye' is Tierra's regular face
 Hello boobs behind des' head
AshLee should not be wearing that dress. Too tight